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UPDATE YOUR ATTITUDE IN 2010

John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would be twins!'

He was a natural motivator.

If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.  Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, 'I don't get it!  You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?'
He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today.

You can choose to be in a good mood or ..You can choose to be in a bad mood.  I choose to be in a good mood..'

Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it.

I choose to learn from it.

Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or... I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life.  'Yeah, right, it's not that easy,' I protested.  'Yes, it is,' he said. 'Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations..You choose how people affect your mood.  You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood.’

‘The bottom line: It's your choice how you live your life.'

I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.
Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower.  After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released from the hospital with rods placed in his back. 

I saw him about six months after the accident.....When I asked him how he was, he replied, 'If I were any better, I'd be twins...Wanna see my scars?' I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place.  'The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my soon-to-be born daughter,' he replied. 'Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that had two choices: I could choose to live or...I could choose to die. I chose to live.'  'Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?' I asked.  He continued, '..The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'. I knew I needed to take action.'  'What did you do?' I asked.  'Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me,' said John.. 'She asked if I was allergic to anything 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity'.'  Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live.. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.'

He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude... I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully.

Attitude, after all, is everything.

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.

After all today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of ?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.    


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.    


What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

 
What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?    


Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.    


Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's..
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.    


What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.  

BITS OF WISDOM....

I dialed a number and got the following recording:
'I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the Beep.

If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes.'

~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you expire.

~~~~~

My husband and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses

without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give without remembering,

And take without forgetting.
~~~~~

The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way around,

you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.
~~~~~

May your troubles be less, your blessings be more
And nothing but happiness come through your door

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THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately


Have you noticed that stairs are getting
steeper. Groceries areheavier.  And, everything is farther away.  Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones.  They speak in whispers all the time!  If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face!  What do they think I am, a lip reader?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age.  On the other hand, people my own age are so mucholder than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days!  You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them.  All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swervein my rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilizedthese days.  Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20?  Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroomscales are pulling the same prank.  Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial?  HA!  I would never let myself weigh that much!  Just who do these people think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning:
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts-they are smaller than they once were.

*Anti-Burglar Signs*

The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.

Dear Mr. Butcher, starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only makes him angry and vicious!

Dear Mr. Mailman, we found bloodstains all over our mail. They must be yours. The next time you put mail into our slot, please be sure to keep all parts of your body well clear of all openings. P.S. - Any sign of that book we sent for, "The Care and Feeding of Wild Jungle Cats"?

Dear Mr. Exterminator, be very careful when you go inside! The termites have eaten through most of the floorboards and you will fall into the basement where all of the rats are!

To whom it may concern: Some of the items in this house have been engraved with Federal Identification Numbers. Others have merely been wired to explode when touched. Good luck...

Dear Wife, don't come in! The boa constrictor got loose again...

*Golf Discovery*

A wife was getting tired of her husband golfing every Saturday, so she decided to go with him to see what the attraction was.

His first drive of the day went into the rough, then his second shot bounced across the fairway into the lake. After retrieving his ball, his third shot wasn't any better. It went back across the fairway into the rough again.

After taking several more shots to finally reach the green, he turned to his wife and said,

"And you thought I was having a good time."

Birth Certificate shows that we were born

A Death Certificate shows that we died

Pictures show that we lived!

I Believe...

That just because two people argue,

It doesn't mean they don't love each other.

And just because they don't argue,

It doesn't mean they do love each other.

I Believe...

That we don't have to change friends if

We understand that friends change.

I Believe....

That no matter how good a friend is,

they're going to hurt you every once in a while

and you must forgive them for that.

I Believe...

That true friendship continues to grow,

even over the longest distance.

Same goes for true love.

I Believe...

That you can do something in an instant

That will give you heartache for life..

I Believe...

That it's taking me a long time

To become the person I want to be.

I Believe...

That you should always leave loved ones with

Loving words. It may be the last time you see them..

I Believe...

That you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I Believe...

That we are responsible for what

We do, no matter how we feel.

I Believe...

That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I Believe...

That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I Believe...

That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I Believe...

That my best friend and I, can do anything,

or nothing and have the best time.

I Believe...

That sometimes the people you expect to kick you

When you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I Believe...

That sometimes when I'm angry

I have the right to be angry,

But that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I Believe...

That maturity has more to do with

what types of experiences you've had

And what you've learned from them

and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I Believe...

That it isn't always enough, to be forgiven by others.

Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I Believe...

That no matter how bad your heart is broken

the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I Believe...

That our background and circumstances

may have influenced who we are,

But, we are responsible for who we become.

I Believe...

That you shouldn't be so eager to find Out a secret.

It could change your life Forever.

I Believe...

Two people can look at the exact same

Thing and see something totally different.

I Believe...

That your life can be changed in a matter of

Hours by people who don't even know you.

I Believe...

That even when you think you have no more to give, when

 A friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.

I Believe...

That credentials on the wall do not make you

a decent human being.

I Believe...

That the people you care about most in life

are taken from you too soon.

'The happiest of people don't necessarily

have the best of everything;

They just make the most of everything.

Thank God for all the wonderful people

who help us throughout the journey of life...

May Angels guard you and guide you.

SOME  OF YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS  (FOR THE  REST OF YOU IT WILL BE A LEARNING SITUATION) 

 

A LICK AND A PROMISE

'I'll  just give this a lick and a promise,' my mother said as she quickly  mopped up a spill on the floor without moving any of the  furniture.    

'What  is that supposed to mean,' I asked as in my young mind I envisioned someone licking the floor with his or her tongue. 

'It  means that I'm in a hurry and I'm busy canning tomatoes so I am going to just give it a lick with the mop and promise to come back and do the job  right later. 

'A lick and a promise' was just one of the many old phrases that our  mothers, grandmothers, and others used that they probably heard from the generations before them. With the passing of time, many old phrases  become obsolete or even disappear.  This is unfortunate because  some of them are very appropri-ate and humorous. Here is a list of some of those memorable old phrases: 


   1.  
A  Bone to Pick (someone  who wants to discuss a disagreement) 
   2.  
An Axe to Grind (Someone who has a hidden motive. This phrase is said to have originated from  Benjamin Franklin who told a story about a devious man who asked how a grinding wheel worked.  He ended up walking away with his axe  sharpened free of charge)   
   3.  
One bad apple spoils the whole barrel (one corrupt person can cause all the others to go bad if you don't remove thebad one) 
   4.  
At sea (lost or not understanding something) 
   5.  
Bad Egg (Someone who was not a good person) 
   6.  
Barking at a knot (meaning that your efforts were as useless as a dog barking at a knot.)   
   7.  
Barking up the wrong tree (talking about something that was completely the wrong issue with the wrong  person)
   8.   
Bee in your bonnet (To  have an idea that won't let loose) 
   9.   
Been through the mill (had a rough time of it) 
 10.  
Between hay and grass (Not a child or an adult) 
 11.  
Blinky (Between sweet and sour as in milk) 
 12.  13.  
Catawampus (Something  that sits crooked such as a piece of furniture sitting at an angle) 
 14.  
Dicker (To barter or trade) 
 15.  Feather in Your Cap (to accomplish a goal. This came from years ago in wartime when warriors might receive a feather they would put in their cap for defeating an enemy)  
 16.  
Hold your horses (Be patient!)  

 17.  Hoosegow (a jail) 
 18.  I reckon (I suppose) 
  19. Jawing/Jawboning  (Talking or arguing) 
  20. Kit  and caboodle (The whole thing) 
  21.  Madder than an wet hen (really angry) 
  22. 
Needs taken down a notch or two (like notches in a belt usually a young person who thinks too highly of  himself and needs a lesson) 
  23. 
No Spring Chicken (Not young anymore) 
  24. 
Persnickety (overly particular or snobbish) 
  25. 
Pert-near (short for pretty near) 
  26. 
Pretty is as pretty does (your actions are more important than your looks) 
  27. 
Red  up (clean the house) 
  28. 
Scalawag (a rascal or unprincipled  person) 
  29. 
Scarce as hen's teeth (something difficult to obtain) 

 30. Skedaddle (Get out of here quickly) 
  31.  
Sparking (courting)    

  32. Straight From the Horse's Mouth (privileged information from the one  concerned) 
  33. 
Stringing around, gallivanting around, or piddling (Not  doing anything of  value) 
  34. 
Sunday go to meetin' dress (The best dress you had) 
  35. 
We wash up real fine (is another goodie) 
  36. 
Tie the Knot (to get married) 
  37. 
Too many irons in the fire (to be involved in too many things)      
  38. Tuckered out (tired and all worn out) 

  39. Under the weather (not feeling well this term came from going below deck on ships due to sea sickness thus you gobelow or under the weather) 
   40. 
Wearing your 'best bib and tucker' (Being all dressed up) 
   41. 
You ain't the only duck in the pond (It's not all about you)

 

Well, if you hold your horses, I reckon I'll get this whole kit and caboodle done and sent off to you. Please don't be too persnickety and get a bee in your bonnet because I've been pretty tuckered out and at sea lately because I'm no spring chicken.  I haven't been just stringin' around and I know I'm not the only duck in the pond, but  I do have too many irons in the fire. I might just be barking at a knot, but I have tried to give this article more than just……lick and a promise.

LESSONS LIFE TAUGHT ME

written By Regina Brett of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio
"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote a list of lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 70 in August, so here goes."  

Ø      Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

Ø      When in doubt, just take the next small step.

Ø      Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

Ø      Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

Ø      You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Ø      Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

Ø      It's OK to let your children see you cry

Ø      Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

Ø      Everything can change in the blink of an eye.

Ø      Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

Ø      Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

Ø      Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

Ø      Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion.

Ø      Today is special.

Ø      No one is in charge of your happiness, except you.

Ø      Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"

Ø      Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.

Ø      However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

Ø      Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Ø      Believe in miracles.

Ø      Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

Ø      Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.

Ø      All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

Ø      Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

Ø      If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

Ø      Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

Ø      The best is yet to come.

Ø      No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

Ø      Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

AND THEY ASK WHY I LIKE RETIREMENT!!!

 

Question:  How many days in a week? 
Answer:
  6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question:
  When is a retiree's bedtime? 
Answer:
  Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.


Question:  How many retirees to change a light bulb? 
Answer:
  Only one, but it might take all day.

Question:
  What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 
Answer:
  There is not enough time to get everything done.


Question:  Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? 
Answer:
  The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question:
  Among retirees what is considered formal attire? 
Answer:
  Tied shoes.

Question:
  Why do retirees count pennies? 
Answer:
  They are the only ones who have the time. 
 
Question:  What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?

Answer:
  NUTS!

 

Question:  Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer:
  They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question:
  What do retirees call a long lunch? 
Answer:
  Normal .


Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement? 
Answer:
  The never ending Coffee Break.


Question:  What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer:
  If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
  

Question:
  Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer:
  He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 

And, my very favorite....


QUESTION:
  What do you do all week? 
Answer:
  Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest. 
  

SERENITY
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came

up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.
'Two years older than me' 
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?' the reporter asked. 
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'


The nice thing about being senile is
you can hide your own Easter eggs.

 

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two major surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.

But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
so I got my doctor's permission to
join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and

perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on,
the class was over.


An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and
told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over
Wal-Mart
'
Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Why Wal-Mart?' 
'Then I'll be sure my daughters and granddaughters

visit me twice a week'


My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.


Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.


It's scary when you start making the same noises
as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff
in my shopping cart says,
'For fast relief.'

 

THE SENILITY PRAYER:
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway, 
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
the eyesight to tell the difference.

 

Always Remember This:  
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,

You grow old because you stop laughing

 

Give us a sense of humor. 
Give us the grace to see a joke, 
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk. 
 
TODAY'S CLEAN LAUGH
 
*Grandma and Computer*
The computer's swallowed grandma
Yes' honestly' its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

Its devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm.
Maybe she's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find.

In desperation I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'In Box'
My Grandma you should see.
Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' her
In an e-mail back to me.
______________________

*Arrangements*
It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John felt that he must: "Mom, you're no longer a spring chicken and you do need to think ahead of what'll happen in the future. Why don't we make arrangements about when...you know...when...you pass on?"

The mother didn't say anything, just sat there staring ahead.

"I mean, Mom, like...how do you want to finally go? Do you want to be buried? Cremated?"

There was yet another long pause. Then the mother looked up and said,
"Son, why don't you surprise me?"
 
The irony of life is that, by the time
you're old enough to know your way
around, you're not going anywhere.
 

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WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE,
LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD,
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
& SAY NOTHING

 

 

WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY.....

 

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,

And bring so much happiness...just as they did.

I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.

Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

 

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,

And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.

I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.

I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

 

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,

I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.

Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,

I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,

I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,

And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able!

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

 

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,

I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.

I'll take off my socks and throw one away,

And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!

(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,

I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.

My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,

And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"

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God Bless All Moms and Grandmas everywhere!

 

Gentle thoughts for today......

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL "

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

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Even YOU can teach a dog new tricks.
TYPE IN a command and see what happens... sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, beg,  jump, play dead etc.

DOG TRICKS....<---CLICK HERE

Inner Strength
If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful,
ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and
boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every
day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved
ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and
blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend's limited
education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend
better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension
without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
..Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
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